selfies are tricky when youre unpopular and ugly
This is one of the most inspirational posts I have ever seen on Tumblr.
all i want for christmas is you(r money)
If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying
was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
he who must not be laid
I can’t hear you I’m eating chips
i can’t imagine someone ever looking at me and getting butterflies that just doesn’t happen